Whenever, I freeball withouth pants, You just buy very large
Oversize T[shirts. Most people assume you have shorts on
underneath.
1) I was asked by the clerck of a store if I had pants on.
I said "Reach up and find out." Got a hand job out of that one!
2) Stopped to buy gas. Did that. Some guy reached his hand up
my butt . I looked and said, "What ARE you doing?" So he found
out.
3) On the way to the nudist camp, stopped to buy gas and beer. Got the gas. Bought the beer. This is a place I always go. But I
dropped my keys. Squatted to get them. Everything was on display.
(Not much to look at, I hate to say.) |