All new for 2012, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the mandatory American car so advanced it took $100 billion and an entire Congress to design it. We started with same reliable 7-way hybrid ethanol-biodeisel-electric-clean coal-wind-solar-pedal power plant behind the base model Pelosi, but packed it with extra oomph and the sassy styling pizazz that tells the world that 1974 Detroit is back again -- with a vengeance.

We've subsidized the features you want and taxed away the rest. With its advanced Al Gore-designed V-3 under the hood pumping out 22.5 thumping, carbon-neutral ponies of Detroit muscle, you'll never be late for the Disco or the Day Labor Shelter. Engage the pedal drive or strap on the optional jumbo mizzenmast, and the GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition easily exceeds 2016 CAFE mileage standards. At an estimated 268 MPG, that's a savings of nearly $1800 per week in fuel cost over the 2011 Pelosi.


Kerry

I guess the 3rd cylinder is for Carbon Sequestration?

That is about as much horsepower as the Model "T", which was barely nosed out by the Chevy 4 cyl of the same era.

Incredibly funny ad, thanks.

...anything to "Save-The-Planet", I guess. I would hope they also have a s t r e t c h version, with a Moon-Roof option.

Today I met a little mongoloid looking thing on one of our country roads. My first thought was that a frog could have given birth to this thing. RonW