I cool with 'dat. Makin' bacon beats chompin' grits any day.
I would have loved to have seen that dude's face lugging that S&S though and getting shot in the ass by my buddy. That would have been a Poloroid moment there like the black guy on the three stooges who saw a ghost. Whats really hilarious, my buddy is Creole and Cajun, almost as "colored" (as they so civilly still call it down there) as the perp.

Him telling me the story on the phone was hard, beacuse he has a real "Looousannar" accent. Shooting someone in the ass is almost universally funny though and once thats out there, the language barrier falls. LOL