Damn

I didn't make the list. A guy two blocks away from me has a credit for 1st degree vehicular assault, which is pretty cool for only 16 years old. But come on, nothing for FElony?

OK, who do I complain to? This could ruin my reputation around here. What about all those dudes I buried out in the desert after sniffing around for my car parts stash? Don't they count?

I feel cheated. Somebody say something to make me feel better.