Face it,

whippersnapper, you are in an old guy forum. Sure, we may lose our car keys every other day, and have a coronary when we discover our jockey shorts are on backward after 8 beers at the local bar, but dagnabbit, we are the FE's backbone.

Now, buck up and start calling those Punisher heads, or I'll post a picture of my removable teeth in a jar of Geritol to gross you out.