Gonkulator

gonkulator

/gon'kyoo-lay-tr/ (From "Hogan's Heroes", the TV series) A pretentious piece of equipment that actually serves no useful purpose. Usually used to describe one's least favourite piece of computer hardware.

gonk [ gawngk ] (past and past participle gonked, present participle gonk·ing, 3rd person present singular gonks)


transitive and intransitive verb
Definition:

lie about something to somebody: to tell a lie to somebody about something or embellish the truth, especially in an online conversation in a chat room ( slang )
Are you gonking me?

[Mid-20th century. Invention]

gonk noun